It has been noted that many people couldn’t think of anything more ridiculous than dressage.
I will admit I wouldn’t have created a website about dressage if I knew of something more wrong with the world.
Side note: Yes, dressage, tops famine, aids and pretty much any disease involving children as being “wrong with the world”
However dressage, not to be outdone with the incredibly low standard that it has set for itself, I give you the dressage simulator.
I’m glad that they have removed the need for the rider to give the impression they are actually doing anything. Before it was just confusing – “did he move his wrist to the right, well that clearly shows he is a true athlete”
The best thing about this video is the fact that the simulator is still cheaper than an actual horse………or perhaps the fact he dressed up to ride his “robot horse”
I assume he did it for the robot horse self esteem and it was much more appreciated than say…….actually giving the horse legs!!!
But!, the robot apocalypse will not be started by the legless robots…..i will give you that dressage. (They just have best reason to destroy us all)